Discover The Marijuana Sex Secret Viagra Makers Don't Want You to Know
Marijuana Inside: Women's Ultimate Orgasm Booster Aphrodisiac 
Everybody's wondering when pharmaceutical companies will create Viagra for women. But Viagra for women already exists: it's called marijuana. Now I'm going to give you an insider marijuana sex secret so explosive that Viagra pharmaceutical companies absolutely hope you don't know about it.
Before I let you in on this marijuana sex magic, we need to pop the bubble of the oft-repeated claim that smoked marijuana is an automatic aphrodisiac. As much as I'd like it to be true, there’s no way you can be sure that smoking marijuana will make you hornier or more orgasmic. Depending on the strain of marijuana and the person, in some cases the opposite could be true.
On the other hand, marijuana can be a potent aphrodisiac, especially for women, but only if you use this dynamite marijuana sex secret that I discovered one memorable day in a massive marijuana plantation in Northern California, surrounded by towering plants ripe with phat, gooey marijuana flowers glistening in the sun, their resin glands filled with THC.
I saw containers of professional "Heavy Harvest" marijuana fertilizers and supplemental THC boosters, so I knew this sweet-smelling outdoor ganja was gonna be ultra-potent!
Happy hippie girls were on the marijuana gardening crew. They’d just returned from Eugene, Oregon, where they'd performed onstage at a “hemp festival," and they were frisky and frolicking.
To my astonishment, the girls stripped off their hemp clothing and rubbed their lithe bodies on buds! Sticky marijuana resins gathered on their skin and pubic hair.
“This is going to get me really really stoned,” said one girl, but I knew raw marijuana doesn’t absorb well through skin, so I asked her to explain how this marijuana plant lovemaking was going to get her high.
“We take the resins and put it inside of our [fill in slang word for cat],” she said. "It's a direct channel into your sexual energy circuits."
I blushed. Another girl chimed in, “THC absorbs through mucous membranes, buddy, and there’s nothing more absorptive than the inside of a [vagina].”
They all laughed in a wicked way. I asked if they were just teasing me.
Not at all, they said, and then they filled my mind with many a haunting, sexy story about raw resin glands, bubblehash, and processed solvent hashish inserted into the vagina and anus so they experienced soaring, wildly sexual, multi-orgasmic peaks.
“It’s nothing like eating a pot brownie, taking a bong hit, using marijuana tincture, or any other marijuana use,” a girl explained. “It's a rad body high that's a surefire aphrodisiac. It starts in your crotch, warms your whole body, makes you want to have sex all day and night, and lulls you to sleep hours later. Your orgasms are timeless, constant, out of this world."
She advised women to make sure to only insert pure bubblehash or other resins-only marijuana material that's totally clean, no pesticides, molds, mildews or other debris.
You can't just stick marijuana bud into a girl's vagina- it has to be hashish or a THC extract. Start with a small amount...a couple of grams. Wait a while to see how it affects her, then add some more if she's ready for it. Here's the how-to advice one of the girls gave:
“Put the hashish on your clitoris and inside you, focusing on your G-spot. Then lay back with your legs elevated for a half an hour or more so the hashish doesn’t ooze out. My guy says having sex with me when the resins are in there also gets him high- through his penis and when he [performs oral sex] on me!”
Another sage bit of advice for women from those marijuana hippie sex goddesses: “Drink lots of fluids because you’re going to get wetter than you ever have been.”
Obviously, I shall never forget that autumn day in the marijuana plantation. I later called a medicinal marijuana expert with a medical degree and she confirmed that resin glands and extracted cannabis concentrates transfer THC into the bloodstream via the vagina, the mouth (sublingual), and the anus.
She also confirmed that vaginal, sublingual and anal THC insertion effects differ from those produced by any other method of ingesting THC. And as an added bonus, she explained, preliminary medical research indicates that cannabis extracts administered through the vagina and anus have anti-bacterial and positive hormonal effects!
And people wonder why I grow and love marijuana! How ironic that pharmaceutical companies spend tens of millions trying to create female Viagra using testosterone, estrogen, flibanserin and synthetic chemical compounds.
Now you can make hashish or bubblehash (or order it via mail order) , lovingly apply the marijuana concentrates to your woman's body, and enjoy nature’s very own ultimate, safe, healthful aphrodisiac.
OK, you've just been handed the secret marijuana aphrodisiac sex recipe...let the marijuanagasms flow!
